El Beasto: The Hispanic Nerd

Kinky Questions, go!

• 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
• 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
• 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
• 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
• 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
• 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
• 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
• 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
• 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
• 10: Top or bottom?
• 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
• 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
• 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
• 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
• 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
• 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
• 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
• 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
• 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
• 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
• 21: How big is too big:
• 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
• 23: Biggest turn on:
• 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
• 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
• 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
• 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
• 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
• 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
• 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
• 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
• 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
• 33: What your favorite part of your body:
• 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
• 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
• 36: What do you wear to bed?
• 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
• 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
• 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
• 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
• 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
• 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
• 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
• 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
• 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
• 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
• 47: Most attractive celebrity?
• 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
• 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
• 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
• 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
• 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
• 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
• 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
• 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
• 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
• 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
• 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
• 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
• 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
• 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
• 62: Do you watch porn?
• 63: How small is too small?
• 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
• 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
• 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
• 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
• 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
• 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
• 70: Booty or Boobs?
• 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
• 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
• 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
• 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
• 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
• 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
• 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
• 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?