El Beasto: The Hispanic Nerd

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axetemptation:

The most common aromas that men find tempting are burgers, chocolate, charcoal, cinnamon, coffee, and coconut. 

axetemptation:

The most common aromas that men find tempting are burgers, chocolate, charcoal, cinnamon, coffee, and coconut. 

goodfuckingsex:

deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

God I fucking love this website HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

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dead-poolanon:

iridessence:

"Is there a problem with my burger?"

"Tip yo waitress."

YAS.

I love Lafayette

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

mathematicalpotato:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

oh my god the original moreos post

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neverceasingtides:

scstanway:

dog-who-blogs:

sageofmagic:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

27 out of 36! :D

32 out of 36…eyes tell all.

33 out of 36! Sweetness. I’m apparently good at reading people’s expressions.

26 out of 36. I thought I would’ve gotten more wrong.

agentturner:

Racebent DC Universe | Justice League 

Idris Elba as Bruce Wayne // Hrithik Roshan as Clark Kent // Gina Torres as Diana of Themyscira // Djimon Hounsou as J’onn J’onzz // Rami Malek as Wally West // Dwayne Johnson as John Stewart // Stephanie Beatriz as Shayera Hol